I can just imagine the TRUE hoarder coming home and saying "WTF?!" to their now-clean home.

Please take it all! I'm moving out of state and need to get rid of it all! Everything in the front yard is free. I'll even help you if you need it! There's everything from furniture (futon and couch) to kitchen wares (plates, bowls, microwave, toaster) to random stuff (skim board, doggie bowl, BBQ, etc.) and even two bags of girl's clothes (clean, I promise). Please take it all!